adventures of a psychopathic magnet

Things I Learned in My Cultural Anthropology Class Today

It's funny how when you aren't paying attention your mind will pick up the strangest bits of conversations or in this case lectures. For instance, these are things I heard this morning while writing a letter in Anthropology.

"You can't milk a llama" (huh, who knew?)

"They had HUGE tracks of land" (stupid Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Oh yeah, the Amish get busted for dealing drugs all the time. That is who we always bought pot from in high school"
(this lead to a rockin conversation where the rest of the quotes are from)

"They get busted for DUIs too on their horses."

"If it's real amish then it would be hard to trace it, since they aren't allowed to have their photos taken. Not to mention it would be pure since they don't use pesticides and chemicals" (the professor decided to join the discussion)

and my personal fav, "No dude, you don't understand. This shit's Amish!"

posted by lulu @ 7:16 PM